sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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