How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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