He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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