Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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