I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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