Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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