He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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