We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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