I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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