i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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