I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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