Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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