yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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