She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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