You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
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he just fucked me for my cheese..
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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