fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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