Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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