i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
God, I missed his penis.
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