No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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