Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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