Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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