I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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