Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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