Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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