Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
you made out with another girl for some wings
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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