so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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