wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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