my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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