Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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