with your own penis?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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