? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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