I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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