ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You are the jesus of drinking
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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