Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
All the doctor said was why
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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