he wants to bone in the snuggie
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
