i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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