I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I pour the whiskey from now on
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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