you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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