You work out of a Hotel?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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