what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Say something about gay babies.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My Sexting was not on an AP level
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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