You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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