I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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