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he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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