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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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