This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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