Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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