Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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