I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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