I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I deserve this hangover.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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