If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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