I think I just saw someone hide a body.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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