1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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