I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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