You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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